These gifs sum me up. Those are actually me, yes. Yep.
Also, I was not kidding about television.

Oh wait, you expected legit info? Here you go:

Skin type | Dry and dehydrated
Skin tone | Yellow based, tan (NC42)
Brief skin history | Recently had severe (?) acne (I'll try to make a blog post on the matter), now battling the acne scarring it's left behind /crey